Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t haveI thought this said carve I was very scared
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"