pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

fandom-universe:

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

I thought this said carve I was very scared

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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