im allowed to call myself ugly but you are not allowed to agree with me
there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
when you reread a book or rewatch a show/movie and you notice things
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
he’s disappointed in your blog
i love this blooper