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Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Source: okusuck)

dialupmodem:

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

why would you respond to a non-hostile question like that

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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escruciate:

im the type to miss one minute of a new episode of a t.v show and refuse to watch it

(Source: sweatyboob)

(Source: crossbeams)

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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