michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl)

jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

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(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: beyhova)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr)

aliwav:

me out loud: my momma ain’t raise no hoe

me in my head: lmao

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE)

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals)

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted)